More meat product comedy adverts

In the past I have drawn the attention of my dear readers to just how much more fun and successful your life could be if you just ate more doner kebabs. Now in a similar vein, I would like to share with you these messages seen at a Danish motorway service station. Guys, are you trying your best to live up to the image of a sharply dressed successful young businessman? Busily heading between meetings whilst still trying to fit in time with your perfect family and great group of friends? How about finishing off that image with some ridiculously phallic shaped fast food?

Don't be silly - of course no one is going to laugh as you march confidently into your next appointment with your long, hot, steaming, sausage in hand!:

And lets just see that again in close up:


Tulip: possibly the world's silliest looking fast food.