Showing posts with label global-mayhem-fashion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label global-mayhem-fashion. Show all posts

Friday, March 15, 2013

Dressed to distress; borders, bikers, Bolsheviks and black fingerless gloves.

There was a little story from the AP yesterday that I'm sure will have been read more closely in Finland than in most other countries;  Vladimir Putin wants to commemorate the Soviet soldiers who died in the Winter War against Finland in 1939-40. According to the AP:
Putin said Thursday at a meeting with military historians that Soviet dictator Josef Stalin launched the war to “correct mistakes” made in drawing the border with Finland after the 1917 Bolshevik revolution.
I'm not sure if many historians would agree with that analysis but that's by the by. Anyway, the Washington Post had illustrated the story with the somewhat tangentially connected picture of Putin giving an award to the head of some Russian biker group, Alexander "the surgeon" Zaldostanov for his patriotic youth work or some such. A quick google on Mr. Zaldostanov shows that he and Mr. Putin have been friends for some time, but more to the point the both seem keen on black fingerless gloves!

It's a long time since I last noted the black fingerless glove issue in these pages, but it's a 'thing', honest guv'! My global-mayhem-fashion/black fingerless gloves all-encompassing theory of international relations is still developing, but tentatively I'm will to say, when they are worn (or worse - when just one is worn) be nervous.

(There are more images of Putin with fingerless gloves on in this photo essay along with some frankly disturbing shirts-off imagery.)

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Michael Yon in Afghanistan

Michael Yon has been doing a series of excellent dispatches showing life for the British Army in southern Afghanistan. It is a good insight into the daily reality for the Brits and Gurkhas out there, and show the kind of terrain, physical and social, they are operating in. All the pieces are interesting and his photos great, so just go to his website and have a look.

His article on the Lithuanian military cooperation with Japanese development aid was particularly interesting if you are interested in crisis management and reconstruction, but I did note the now classic handwear being sported by one Lithuanian soldier in this photo!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Global no-mayhem fashion

It's our old friends the black fingerless gloves again, being worn by yet more dudes who could really spoil your day in just so many ways. But these dudes are on the side of law 'n' order, their law and their order of course.

Photo *ahem* 'borrowed' from the Telegraph.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Lock 'n' load/rock 'n' roll

Very, very long term readers of this blog might remember that I've pondered on the continuing attraction of black leather fingerless gloves to both terrorists and counter terrorist forces worldwide. Beyond the odd heavy metaller, the rest of us have moved well beyond that particular fashion dead end. But just take a butchers at these fine fellows:


These are Azeri special forces: uniforms, crevats and camo facepaint - all colour-coordinated and accessorized nicely with the obligatory black leather fingerless gloves. How cool is that? I wonder if they wear their knee pads round their ankles as well?

Friday, July 04, 2008

How much does it cost to get waterboarded?

So Christopher Hitchens got waterboarded for Vanity Fair. You can watch the video here and read his thoughtful article about the experience here. Conclusion - it's torture, but I kinda hoped everybody knew that already. But there seems to be a some bizarre little side industry in waterboarding journalists springing up. Presumably it is ex-military or CIA people doing it? Hence the fashion for balaclavas and once again a penchant for those vests with lots of pockets in them, favoured by wannabe foreign correspondents. Do they get paid for this? At the same time other former military interrogation experts are desperately trying to get Hollywood to stop making films and TV shows where the heroes torture, because American forces in Iraq and Afghanistan seem to be copying them.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Saving the world from scarves and donuts

I feel that blogs that want to be part of political debate aren't really so different from any other type of media these days - just like newspapers, some are read by virtually no one and aren't important at all whilst others are read by millions and can have an influence. Michelle Malkin is a mega star for the American right, what she writes gets results - just look at this BBC story on how she got Dunkin Donuts to pull an ad because the celebrity chef in the advert is wearing a keffiyeh, that Malkin sees as "the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad" and that is a "regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos". AK47s are a regular adornment of terrorists in beheading videos as well, but oddly she isn't campaigning against weapons sales - I guess even terrorists have the right to bear arms for Michelle, just not to wear scarves. So the guns keep flowing, but the donut buying public or America are saved from the possibility of being instantly turned into terrorists by the sartorial choices of a minor celeb. Well done. Good job. You must be very, very proud.

Malkin probably doesn't know that in the UK keffiyehs were always as, if not more, popular with the military as they were with lefty students. So they were originally worn by men who had fought terrorists from Aden to South Armagh. Fashion is a fickle thing but, I guess, a cheap point will always be a cheap point.


Dangerous, terrorist-appeasing, radical, lefties hang out in North African desert circa 1944. No one appears to be eating donuts.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Looking cool for the counter-insurgency

Firepower and sartorial elegance!
I'm very excited to see the Times has also started to notice new fashion trends in the world of global mayhem. Good for them; I suspect that what is now happening with the Iraqi special forces troops on the streets of Baghdad will be seen in the autumn menswear collections on the catwalks of Milan and New York later this year. I'm working on my dodgy goatee, and am developing a collections of colour-coordinated leather fingerless gloves. Now I'm off to find my old skateboard knee pads and strap them round my ankles.

Notice googles on backwards - snowboarder style, ankle-worn knee pads, fag, cute little girl, and bizzarely - a meat cleaver!

Anyway - stay tuned for more on how to keep lookin' good for worldwide strife.

Monday, October 15, 2007

"I can not hear you over the sound of my own awesomness"

This slogan was rather amusingly scribbled over a photo of Blackwater security contractor, and then stuck up on the wall of a work space at a U.S. military base in Baghdad. When it comes to Blackwater and there ilk, there are all sorts of interesting and important discussions to be had about the privatization of security in an era of globalization; the renunciation by states of holding the legitimate monopoly on violence as they outsource war to commercial operations; the position of private military companies in international law; blah blah blah. But I'm not now interested in that. Rather I'm interested in ideas of sartorial elegance in the age of modern global mayhem. Last year I asked why do all wannabe terrorists need to wear leather fingerless gloves? Now we want to know - what is it about private military contractors and dodgy goatee beards?

The guy in the middle is a journo so his dodgy mustache doesn't count.

And if you are still not convinced try clicking this link, or this, or this, or this, or this, or this or this (oh, the fun you can have with Google Images!).

Anyway, I think I have made my point.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Terrorism Chic No.2/Quote of the week

Which is scarier - the RPG or hairstyle? (Photo from this week's Economist)

Very Snoop-Dogg don't you think? For previous terrorism chic, see here. Quote of the week goes Brigadier Mahmood Shah of the Pakistan Army. Brigadier Shah is a senior officer involved in the Pakistani Army's operation in the South Waziristan where recent weeks have seen heavy fighting between foreign fighters (predominantly members of the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan who had been in Afghanistan fighting with al-Qaeda but have fled since the US invasion) and local Taliban-sympathetic tribes who had previously been the Uzbeks' hosts. Yet this situation has been complicated by certain local leaders actually siding with their Jihadi-guest against the major local tribes who have had enough of the Uzbeks - in particular their hard drinking! The local leader who is down with his Uzbek-homies is called Haji Omar, who is noted locally for "a certain irascibility caused by a Soviet bullet lodged in his brain" as the Economist puts it (subscription only I think). This makes him, according to Brigadier Shah a “wonky sort of chap”.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Terrorism Chic


You can read about the probable killing in Chechnya of the Jordanian Jihadi, Abu Hafs al-Urdani on the Counter Terrorism blog. All very interesting, but the immediate thing that struck me was: what is it about hard guys and leather fingerless gloves?

It's all a bit 1980s if you ask me. Nevertheless like taping at least two magazines together for your machine gun, it seems in the rough and tough world of global insurgency, you just won't be taken seriously without black fingerless gloves.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Rasta-IDF-guy

I've just figured out what Rasta-IDF-guy must be doing: he must be in a signals unit.

"We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin'

We're jammin' the tactical communications frequencies used by the Hezbollah guerillas..."

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-----tumbleweed blows past-----

So does that win today's "worst joke on the internet" competition?

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Rasta reinforcements for Israel's northern flank

In amongst all the suffering and sadness, occasionally you just come across some plain weird stuff. (AFP via the BBC)
Is that the craziest haircut in modern warfare or what? How d'ya get a helmet on that?

Update: Mike in Jerusalem notes that Ziggy Marley is in Israel currently for some concerts. Perhaps he's signed up to help out? If you click on this link for a picture of Ziggy you've got to admit the resemblence is freaky - just swap that guitar for an M16. We may have a world exclusive on our hands.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Shehzad Tanweer video

A bit behind the news but I just watched the Shehzad Tanweer video that was released on the anniversary of the London bombings last Friday. Tanweer detonated the bomb on the tube near Aldgate station. The video is interesting in a number of respects.

Firstly, because it includes Ayman al-Zawahiri, it is being used as evidence that the Qaeda al-Jihad core who are presumed to still be hiding in the Afghanistan/Pakistan borderlands were directly involved in planning the attack. I heard one commentator on the radio – sorry, I forget who – saying that this was far more scary than if the group had been “self starters” who had not been in contact with the al-Qaeda core. I would disagree with that: if al-Qaeda was involved it suggests that if the surviving leaders are captured or killed it would lessen the risk of terrorism. A self starter group shows two things: 1) that the ideology alone of al-Qaeda is attractive enough to make some young men kill and 2) that staging a complex multi-target bombing campaign is something that can be done by “keen amateurs” with no training. This in particular is a very worrying thought. If, for example, the BBC’s Frank Gardener is right and we can take this as evidence of a 7/7–al-Qaeda core link, then it is almost reassuring that this was truly a global-terrorist plot masterminded by an evil terrorist genius (Zawahiri) rather than a bunch of underachieving Leeds lads who decided one day that they wanted to kill lots of their fellow citizens.

Having said all that – the video itself can not be taken as proof of the link. Tanweer is speaking in front of the same background as Mohammed Sidique Khan was (see photo left) in the video that was released of him in September of last year. At that time there was discussion of various issues arising from the video, such as unusually for a “martyrs testament” Khan was not armed (compare this to al-Zawahiri in the Tanweer video who is sitting next to a gun, as bin Laden always does). This led some to suggest that it could have even been filmed in the UK where access to weapons is very difficult. It isn’t certain either way but it could be that al-Sahab, al-Qaeda’s media arm, could have received the videos of Khan and Tanweer after the attacks in London and stitched them together with al-Zawahiri at a later point. The Tanweer video is very slick right down to the “Crime Watch”-style reconstruction of the explosives training the Yorkshiremen are said to have received in Qaeda al-Jihad base, but nothing in it would seem to prove that it couldn’t be a case of al-Qaeda taking credit for actions of people they didn’t know about. A story in the Telegraph from a couple of days ago has Pakistani intelligence saying they know the name of the man who connected the Yorkshiremen to al-Qaeda, but the Metropolitan police are continuing to say that they don’t know how connected they were and this was after the release on to the internet of the Tanweer video.

The other interesting thing about the video is presence of Adam Gadahn, a.k.a. Azzam the American. If I remember correctly, Azzam the American used to cover his face but since his identity became public knowledge he seems to have given up on that. It’s interesting to speculate as to whether his contribution to the video, which is somewhere between an undergrad political science presentation and a crazy-religious-man rant, just reflects him or whether it is part of a wider al-Qaeda effort to politicise their message. One of the most interesting comments made by the video’s voice over is: “The love of martyrdom for the sake of Allah was not motivated by poverty, unemployment, and emptiness, as some mercenary media outlets try to portray to us. It was motivated by the love of Allah and His messenger.” Gadahn seems to suggest much more political motivations as opposed to the this religious explanation.

I’ve always been prejudiced against heavy metal mainly for its crimes against fashion and music – but interestingly Gadahn was supposedly well into death metal before his fateful conversion to the violent Jihadi version of Islam. The two things probably aren’t connected but you never know…

23:19 update (yeah, I know I really should have better things to be doing at this time of night) There was one word that Tanweer used that I didn't know: dunya. The context he uses it in is: "Oh Muslims of Britain, you, day in and day out on your TV sets, watch and hear about the oppression of the Muslims, from the east to the west. But yet you turn a blind eye, and carry on with your lives as if you never heard anything, or as if it does not concern you. What is the matter with you that you turn back not to the religion that Allah has chosen for you? You have preferred the dunya to Allah, His messenger, and the Hereafter." As a slightly lazy researcher, I turned like so often before to the collective brilliance of British climbing community* (who tend to hang out at UKclimbing.com like teenagers at bus stop up to no good), and once again got a perfect answer within minutes: dunya is both Urdu and Arabic for "world" and in this case means the secular world. Many thanks to Masood for the help with the Urdu.

*For any fellow UKCers reading this - note I said "collective brilliance". That doesn't make you as an individual brilliant at all. ;-)