"Beautiful ladies in emergency situations"

Today I have been mostly reading about the Algerian civil war. This is, unsurprisingly, horribly miserable. But fortunately whilst searching through my browser's bookmarks for something depressing and dull that I need to check, I happened upon the bookmark for Bill Bailey's website which I discovered months ago and subsequently forgot about. "Beautiful ladies in emergency situations", a song not quite by Chris de Burgh, is a work of pure comedic genius and will make even the most depressed smile. More audio clips here.