From the country that brought us warnings on the side of coffee cups that the contents could be hot, one would think that calling toilet paper "Bath Tissue" could be a legal minefield.
Dear Sir,
Today I tried using your "bath tissue" as tissue in the bath and found that it turned into a huge lump of soggy, disintegrating, pulpy mess that blocked my drain. My attorney will soon be contacting you to discuss a settlement offer to cover the damage to my plumbing and the mental anguish caused by your poduct.
Yours etc.
2 comments:
Wouldn't that be tub tissue?
Based on the fact that toilets are called bathrooms regardless of whether they contain baths, and now toilet paper is called bath tissue - can we conclude that what we call a toilet really could be called a bath?
"can we conclude that what we call a toilet really could be called a bath?"
:-) I wouldn't fancy taking a bath in that case...
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